This might be more miss than hit, but I had a giggle writing it!! Please don't take it seriously - this one's just for laughs! :) xxx

A Christmas Toast

I'll think of you this Christmas
in the quiet part of the day.
I'll raise a glass in memory
and this is what I'll say...

I hope your turkey's tasteless
and your puddings come out flat.
I hope you're eating far too much
and getting really fat.
I hope that there are rows galore
that last the whole day long.
I hope the radio's on a loop
that only plays "our" song.
I hope you're forced to sit through
every crap show on TV.
I hope that every minute of the day
you're missing me.
I hope that Santa skips your house,
and you run out of sherry.
I hope you have a Christmas
that is anything but merry.

Kamala
WoW...this is the one...great poem

sonetta
LOL.....dash da Krishmash Shhpirissssh....

William Bonilla
sour grapes? but I did enjoyed this Kool write

oldchampagnelady
Of course you are kidding and a good job of it too! I am the person who loves the song "I Hate People" from Christmas Carol movie. Really tickles me ... though I really love a lot of people. Merry Christmas dear girl.

JoAnn McGrath
LOL>>>>>>>can I have that forwarded to Cleveland Ohio please.....LOL

dennis go
Wow! The best Christmas poem I've read so far hehe! Truly enjoyable!

La Finita
You really unbrden your heart in this poem (you're completely right about crap shows on TV). Now your herat is lighter, have a Merry Christmas

 

Mark L. Berryann
What's most important is that you put all of that aside and enjoy your Christmas.

erik99
A hit, a very palpable hit! (as somebody once said).

Sandra Martyres
A punchy write Kath...

David Taylor
Christmas magnifies both good will and its absence.....