19 November is World Toilet Day and it reminded me off this silly old text I wrote a long time ago because it includes toilet articles:D*enjoy*
LiFe's CaBaReT!
(It's early in the morning and an old man with gray hair is sitting outside LiFe's CaBaReT.... Playing with his saxophone a jazzy tune and with a quivering voice he sings his story... He's hat is on the floor where he has placed his set of false teeth... and Passers-by throw coins into the hat)
~~~1,2,3~~~ badabadoooo~~~ badabadooooooooo
In LiFe's CaBaReT I saw miss Sharon;
Touching her body and moving it slOOOOOw
in a voluptuous dance
a luscious beauty
voluptuous curves
and I said Oh LoRd!
OH LORD!
please help me Lord!
I want her sooo;I don't know what to do....
My wife is waiting for meeeeeeee;
to come home
from
the grocery
store....
toilet papper and sanitary napkins
Just hold me tight, let me touch your body....
And I felt the tingle when she touched my body!!!
and I said OH OH OH Lord!
My wife is waiting home...
sanitary napkins and toilet paper ...
In life's cabarEEEEEE' it was me and miss Sharon
dancing cheek to cheek
HOLDING each Other
and I told her hunny..
please
don't let me be
missunderstood...
Dancing the tangooo all night looooong...
and my wife was waiting...
toilet papper and sanitary napkins....
and she kissed my lips and said:
Tiger... Let's make love untill the end of the world !
and I said oh lord what to do???what to doooo???
I dOn't knOw What TOoo doooooooo
toilet papper and sanitary napkins;
my wife is waiting and I love her so!
I have no blood left in my head
I can't think straight
My wife is waiting
I am a tiger
and miss Sharon
is rubbing her body against MIiiiiiiiiiiNE
OH LORD!
OH LORD!
OH LORD!
In life's cabareeeEEE' I L O S T M Y S O U L!
Miss Sharon is gone
I have no place to
call
hooooome
anymoooooore
sanitary napkins and toilet papper
my wife is not waiting anymOOOOOOre
Miss Sharon is gone;
toilet papper and sanitary napkins ...
~~~1,2,3 ~~~ badabadoooo ~~~ badabadooooooooo
Well done.
Life's Cabaret is deceptive. it promises thrills and pleasures but leaves you empty and alone. it reminds me to appreciate what i already have. thought invoking poem. very well done. now if you'll excuse me, i really must go tell my wife that i love her!
Sensual, Rotten lifestyle..