'God I'm an idiot!' I say
this with the same fondness that people say
'What a cute puppy!'
I buy myself candy just to feel my teeth rot.
I eat every piece and then cough
on regret. If I was a gambler I would bet
that most of the things I say are not planned out.
They just fall out of my mouth
like drool. So sue me. Hahaha- that was a joke!
But seriously, please don't.