copyright Chris Smith 2010

Bad Nursery Rhymes 1

Ginger Bread Man tried to run away,
So they chopped off his legs.

The Three Pigs and Chicken Little are missing,
But I saw the Big Bad Wolf eating ham and eggs.

Little Miss Muffin is drinking with that spider,
He will have his wicked way, when she's drunk on cider.

Little Bo Peep is playing with Little Boy Blues horn,
Nine months later, Mary or a little lamb is born

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Munia Khan
Very creative Chris...Nice n wonderful to read..Love this...
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Debs
Loved the Bad rhymes!
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Simply Bono Razek
lol~ brilliant work~ I needed a good laugh b4 I signed out~ thankz !
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Dorothy A. Holmes apwlts2
Oh No! I thought I was the only one who wrote this kind of nonsense...lol...I love it! I have written so many of these spin offs on nursery rhymes...Ha!...Good for you! Dorothy A Poet Who Loves To Sing
 
Cheryl Love
Ha Ha, this is so good. I love your wicked sense of humour.
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kath
A great twist on the fairytale ending. Roll on two and three Chris! :) k xxx
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