I need a kick in the ass...

I need a kick in the ass
to get me on my way
I need a kick in the ass
so I don't waste another day
I need a kick in the ass
to make me see the light
I need a kick in the ass
to make sure I get it right
I need a kick in the ass
to be all I can be
So line up ladies and gents
to kick the ass of me

NadineM
Look out, people in line... he might like it!! It's a ploy to get us all to whack him one!! ....Alright then, bend over!! ....Nadine

carol
ok BOOOOT

ju
thwack. OK- hang on, swap flip-flops for DMs- THWACK! !!! let me know if it helped.

kath
Me first!!!! ;) No seriously Andy, I feel exactly the same! I drift through the days in a haze of discontentment, and yet, with a bit more gumption, perhaps, just perhaps I could turn things around. So, to paraphrase the famous saying, I'll kick your ass, if you'll kick mine? :) kath xxx