Good Luck Omen My Ass

Bird pellets pelting
leaves like rain
dripping droppings
down dresses
and luck
does not seem to be on my side.
I don't care what you say
bird shit on my dress
still sucks balls!

Tuhin Gupta
Ha ! You're funny!

Susan Jarvis
Delicious alliteration with a tasty helping of humour - a successful recipe that has left this reader replete. :)