Masturbatory Poetry

Masturbatory poetry doesn't get anyone else off
Doesn't lead to pregnancy or abortion
Isn't about love or deep human emotions;
It's rather mechanical, and can go on for a long time-
Rather pointlessly,
And it's embarrassing
To be caught indulging in it, needlessly
When you've already done five pieces today
Maybe you should just give that hand a rest?
Masturbatory poetry can cause quite a mess.

Pendemic
I enjoyed this piece, quite humourous! You can still get your point across even changing up your style a bit.

Jack Williams
In my view, writing poetry can be a little like a drunken one-night stand. It seems beautiful at the time, but when you look at it the next morning....

 

Frank Lambert
Hey, it wasn't the title that drew me in here, honest... It was, err, I dunno, maybe fate. Yeah, that's it, I was destined to watch you and your friends playing with yourselves, err, at poetry I mean. lol Yeah, you certainly put a smile on me old face today, so thanks very much.

T A Ramesh
A realistic view!

Ency Bearis
It must be fun...sorry I miss it. Did the hand got strained and blisters developed or the other way around ?..Uhummm it looks like it does.

Mike
Dammmm... I missed the party!!! LOL

 

Lillian Susan Thomas
a mess indeed! not good for keyboards in the long run. But not all is bad, it can be considered the ultimate "safe sex." right? LOL. Fun piece, patti

Sandra Martyres
A ggod one Patti...

sonetta
what have we got here...an orgy? LOL

heterodynemind
I enjoy your pun.

JoAnn McGrath
that's the sequel ....the ambidextrous masturbatory poem

JoAnn McGrath
I'm not ambidextrous......lol

heterodynemind
or you could use the other hand? lol