URBIE

Bloke walks into a public bar
'Listen yuse! ' he yells at the top of his voice;
'Anyone 'ere called, Urbie? '
'Who want's to know? ' says him with tattoos.
Bloke says 'not me, but there's someone
in the dunny goin' - urbie, urbie urbie!

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Alison Cassidy
You have to be an Australian to 'get' this. Laconic and sardonic. And very funny! Love, Allie ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
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wombat
His middle name must have been Ralph. Great to see you with that cute pussy Jerry.
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