I can spill. Can you spill?
I can spill
well and good
Can you spill?
Let me advise you
you should learn
how to spill -
and to spill well
You see, a lot of people can’t spill
and so we know they are not educated
But if you can spill
like me
so well and so good
and when people read what I write
they know straight away
I’m educated, very well educated
So you see I can spill
and so I’m known all over the world
as educated and polished
and let’s not forget, refined
So can you spill?
If you can’t,
never fear
we are all friends here
I can help you –
I will send you a CD, a DVD and a guide book
and other educational material
(Yes, all written and produced by me –
I told you I’m educated, and polished!)
so you can learn to spill like me
Of course nothing’s for fee –
you must pay me a free
and once I got your money
I will send you all the material
And you can start to spill
just like me!
And all the world
will ask you:
“Oh how did you learn to spill
like this? ”
And you can tell them:
“There’s a learned man Down Under
the famous Raj Arumugam
(Oh, have you never heard?)
and he taught me how to spill
But of course he made me pay a free
for Raj Arumugam as a matter of wise policy
never gives anything for fee
and now you see
I can spill just like Raj Arumugam
both us with much pride and glee
So I can spill. Can you spill?
No? Shame on you! ”
very interesting and refreshing.........
hilarious ...thanks raj for this...you made me laugh
I am sppp -liting my sides at this Raj - you always dilute with your vices. Hope I am spilling this right.
LOL... you sure is a learned man. Love the way you spill and right your poems.
Sin mee up! Weer do I sand the chek? (Ah Raj, you have me laughing even after a tough day. Thanks buddy!)
LOL Raj only if I can buy your sense of humour!! is that also up for sale :P
You spill very well Raj Arumugam and that too free! A wonderful philanthropist! I nice fun read.
Spill or spell...you have filled nicely your meaningful thoughts behind this write
I'm just an average sorta spiller, but I try. Nifty write and a fun read. tfs
Dam strait!
Sometimes I can spill, there are times I missed. That's where the thrill is when one mill the words to spill. Thank God for Sir Webster for saving us from such shame! :) :))
Hi Raj, you spilled a lot of beans...hahaha..only you can write such great satire...so eloquent, hilarious with underlying strong punches..(hi, a great spill on V'day!)