If Only

If only my fridge spoke
It would tell me to go away.
Put the pie back on the shelf
It is for another day.
If only my oven spoke
It would tell me to keep it clean
I try but it just gets messed up
That's not me just being mean.
If only my dishwasher spoke
It would tell me it's had enough
Fed up with dirty pots and pans
Fed up with being treated rough.
If only I were superwoman
I would get these jobs done.
What I need is superman
Wonder if he will come?

Sylvia Frances Chan
Of course he will surely come, dear! Just wait a minute, I'll open the gatef or him to your home....such a delightful poem, Cheryl...

T A Ramesh
Ha,ha,ha! Surely a Superman only can help tide over the mess you have described well in this humorous poem!

Fay Slimm
Oh this is so good and well put together - - it raises a smile for me as I relate to it so well Cheryl.

carol
i hope you get your superman you deserve him and more