Sent into spasms of laughter
Thinking about my ever after
I will not get close to those gates
I am getting ice skates
To slide down the slippery slope
Where I am told, there is no hope
Straight into that burning fire
Right up to my neck in the mire
Not even a tea break I have heard
Mind that’s only the other half’s word
So
I am booking two weeks in the desert
Just to acclimatise myself, and taking her pet ferret
If I am going there, he is coming too
Why, because he pees every day in my shoe
Please spare a thought
For this upside down astronaut
Who went the wrong way
For his sins to dearly pay
Maybe you can come too
Bring the ferret that pees in your shoe
Sounds like the perfect getaway and ideal for a bit of 'me time' haha . Not sure about the desert though. Make it a cruise, and you can still take the ferret.