My heart went: thump. thump.
When I realized who you were, I just about died.
I spied with my little eyes
something nervous and jittery,
and I was all: oh shit-
I doth be tongue tied.
(Note: good one.
Note: imagine tongues all tied together.
Note: you're not actually clever.
You're just saying someone else's lines, slightly better.
Note: appreciate me more!)
But the sarcasm.
How delicious.
It rolls like a fleet of ships into the Grey Havens.
'Quick!' sarcasm sarcasms. 'No no! Not that quick!
Slower. Slower. No. Bit faster than that.
Perfect.'
Oh, jealousy.
Bend over and let me bite your ass,
you ungrateful bitch.
(Note: work on your imagery.
It leaves much to be desired.
Note: Where the fuck are your competitors?
Cuz, babydoll, you're fired.
Note: inspiration, what are you- on vacation?
I just got this memo-
let me read it to you, ever so caressingly.
It says: (ah hem, excuse me)... we're DOOOOOOOMED!
Swoon. Yeah, right.
More like saWOON!
What I'm trying to say is-
oh my holy lord jesus god I met him and it was amazing!
!!!
And I was the epitome of forgettable.
Fuck it. =\