Intolerable - Do Not

This 2012 don't let my mind at ease
2012 in the calendar year of Chinese
And this is the year of the Dragon
It's like the Goddess of Fury - Tisiphone

After I read my horoscope
To what it said I can't cope
And it really made me nuts
First not to eat dough nuts

Do not drink alcohol
It makes you cool
Do not go to movies
Do not attend parties

And do not engage in coitus for a year
Imagine for that time - for a year ?
This do not - is like to tie my nuts
Made me in ire and drive me nuts


Ency Bearis

narain, jay p.
Lol! I like your sense of humor.

Munia Khan
Do NOT listen to the "NOTs" Ency.My humble suggestion lol.Great stuff here.

carol
lolol dont bother with them

magnolia
'Horror' -scopes Ency, don't read them !Fun write :)

Lynda Robson
ha ha Ency, perhaps you can bend the rules a bit :)