NEED A SMILE FOR XMAS...A JOKE

This guy Larry at the dance had no partner
His friend said 'You should get a girl'

'How Harry how' my memory ain't so good'
'Go to the pub and see if there is any girls,
You know all the dances you'll be fine'

Larry goes to a pub and sitting at the bar is
The most beautiful gorgeous Angelina Jolie type
Girl all alone.He sits next to her trembling and says,

'Do I come here often?'

Cat
lol,

heather wilkins
cute joke Ken.

John X. McCullagh
Those bee stung lips made him nervous. Good one!

RAJ NANDY
A NICE ONE KEN ! -Raj

Susan Jarvis
I'm smiling :) thank you!

Lynda Robson
ha ha..... good one Ken, thanks...

carol
haha thank you needed this

Nikunj
Thats witty and silly at the same time .....what a joke

mamta agarwal
am smiling and laughing, and also feeling sorry for Larry. some women have that effect.

Kesav V Easwaran
Poor Lawry! He could not betray his conscience! Nice humor, Ken

Sandra Martyres
This one sure made me smile - Thanks Ken

Patrick McFarland
Ha! I think I've used a few bad lines in my youth but nothing quite as bad as that. Thanks for the much needed morning laugh.

stevenstirk
Hee Hee ! Did Brad Pitt offer him a tissue?