get well soon
Carol is getting her leg sawn off, her hip "joint" will be renewed,
She has taken care of business , and her "will "has been reviewed,
I blame all those calisthenics, and the hectic life she's led,
Windsurfing and aerobics, now she's ended up in bed.
They will prepare her for the operation, and they will knock her out,
"They do that to the women" "cos they tend to scream an shout"!
She will wake up in recovery, blissfully no pain,
And shove her in a four bed room, so she won't complain.
Twenty seven staples a quarter inch apart,
Sticky plaster and a bandage ,along with her flowchart,
A pain pump full of morphine, paracetamol on request,
And we will keep you semi naked , till you've been assessed.
We will introduce you to the pysio, one thing I must explain!
Her smile is very nice , but she is there to cause you pain!
I can't do it , is not a option! she has heard it all before,
Come on dear swing your legs, or you'll be sleeping on the floor.
You think you'll get some work done, Ha! have I got news for you!
With the nurses taking blood pressure, and through the night ! its true!
The doctors and the cleaners , the aids that bring your food,
Your on their turf now girl, and you will be subdued!
I tried to tell you three days, oh! how I heard you scoff,
All your wishful thinking, in three days you'll be off,
I'm not here to plug in your computer, I can hear the nurses say,
I've got a ward to run, I haven't time to play!
The best laid plans of mice and men, when it all boils down,
Just lay there in your nighty ,and please try not to frown!
This was a wonderfully rhymed satirical piece with a genuine theme. Good wishes.
This is hilarious and so well rhymed Bob - - wishing your Carol all the best and this send off will no doubt do the rest......... we can no longer Bookmark on P.F. but we can Recommend and thats just what this gem deserves. Great to see you posting again Bob - - greetings from Fay.
Ha Ha, spot on with this fun write.