a repost but I still like it
Salute to all the smart guys out there!
Your Scientific Crooning Has Me Swooning
So your the smart type
bookish in every right.
In science they created a letter
before A to give you a grade.
When you whisper in my ear
I am impressed with the vocabulary.
Talking above me about how
I do it for your superior psyche.
I don’t know what your saying dear,
but I swoon!
For instance that
my hips are as the
coefficient of thixotrophy.
I am thinking this is good.
After I look it up,
ponder it a day or two,
I realize they really
do it for you.
I swoon!
When you read me
"Analysis of a model of the
Mammalian Cell cycle's G1 phase"
Then proclaimed you loved me
more than the mammalian cycle itself.
What can I say!
This causes a girl to swell,
especially if the thesaurus is handy
and I have a few days
to reread the G1 phase.
I swoon!
When a kiss
is rightly delivered
you croon of my electromagnetic
affects arising in your biology.
I think this is great,
for I really do it sweetly
for the smart guy,
who intelligently croons.
I Swoon!
So what if I have to
retreat to the restroom
for my hidden geek to woman
translation guide each time
you whisper sweet somethings to me.
I see your smile,
eyes lids covering eyes
rolled back in your head.
Loving me smartly is nice,
but I have the feeling
I am also getting it right.
I Swoon!
At places I have had
to draw the line
Like wanting to measure the distance from
my thoraxes torus trapezium
to my bassilic gluteous maxim us.
You were over thinking that.
Was instantly flattered at the offer,
right after I bought a medical dictionary.
All that smart dirty talk keeps it fresh.
I Swoon!
Really not sure what you see
in an average girl like me.
Possibly you think I know
what you speak of when
you scientifically croon.
No! I know you
smartly love me still.
That you adore my touch.
If I die would miss me much.
That some day your going to find,
name a bacterium after our baby!
I know you drew an anatomically correct
heart on your oscilloscope,
put my name on the right ventricle.
That was so sweet, I swoon.
Please don’t respond my dear,
I am too tired to go look it up.
I absolutely love this. I think I'll go buy myself a chemistry set :P
What's another word for Thesaurus? :P
Your electromagnetic affects arising in your biology casts a spell on the scientific crooner and is so funny as you spill out with your pen with a great fun read...regards
Thanks for brightening my day! A most enjoyable read.
Ha ha… A paean from the heart (and a few other places, apparently) by a girl who knows what she wants. You go, girl… ha ha… accept no substitutes : D
LOL, this is oh too wonderful a write! 'You were over thinking that' I just died laughing. Thanks for a bit of fun tonight!
Hilarious and brilliantly original Sandra. Hits one right in the solar plexus (er, I think)
A poem of this genre from your pen is simply swooning me after a longtime, dear friend...!
Clever and witty in conception and penning - glad to see you back posting Sandra my friend - another look at how fresh and amusing you have always written sensuality. I just love that perfect additional thought flung into the last two lines.
innovative writing
lol, wonderful humor. Loved this piece. Gotta bookmark it.
I love this. I sometimes wonder where the inspiration comes from. Very intriguing